Ruth’s Diner – Emigration Canyon, Utah

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2007 marks the seventy seventh anniversary of Ruth’s Diner and makes it the second oldest Restaurant in Utah Unfortunately, Ruth didn’t live to see it. She passed away in November of 1989 at the age of 94. She was a great story teller–a spirited woman whose language could embarrass a gangster.

As a young woman, she was very pretty, shown by the photos on the diner wall. Ruth performed in some of the bars around Salt Lake City as a cabaret singer from about 1912 to 1916. She tells of being dragged off the stage one night by a jealous woman with a fierce grip on her hair, although “the biddy regretted herself for some time to come.”

In 1930 she started the diner as Ruth’s Hamburgers downtown in the Meredith Building at 120 East Second South. The location was directly across the street from a very small house of ill repute and Ruth fed the girls and listened to their stories about various police, politicians, judges and other clients.

After many years of flipping burgers downtown, her building was sold and demolished. So she bought a Salt Lake Trolley car and moved it up Emigration Canyon where she reopened in 1949. Ruth built an apartment onto the back of her trolley car (it’s now the lower dining area and kitchen) and lived on the property alone with her Chihuahua dogs for almost forty years.
Ruth was extremely independent but did make two known concessions late in her life. When she turned eighty, she switched from Lucky Strikes to a filtered cigarette, and she finally placated the health department by posting a hand written sign on the wall next to the door which read “No Smoking Section – First Bar Stool Only.”

During the 50’s and 60’s, Ruth’s became a familiar stop for the fraternity boys looking for a cold beer and some local color. ID’s weren’t carefully checked since Ruth didn’t think any more of that law than she did the new smoking ordinances. “They can enforce their own laws!” Her dogs were just as spirited as she was and often tried to bite any customers they didn’t know.

Although she sold the diner in 1977 (to one of the college boys who’d been a regular for 20 years), Ruth lived out her last years in the duplex behind the diner. On her 90th birthday, a waitress paid Ruth a visit after her shift. She sat down on the couch, but felt something hard. She reached between the cushions and found a gun. She said, “Ruth, this gun is loaded!” Ruth replied, “Well, it wouldn’t do me any damn good if it wasn’t.”

Visiting a friend in Salt Lake City, we drove through the Emigation Canyon area and stopped at Ruth’s for a beer. Didn’t get to meet Ruth, but just pulling in and seeing a trolly car atop a mountain, you know you’ve found a place with history.

Moons Over MyAmmy

 

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Although the title is Backroads, this post certainly covers backsides and instead of a road it’s a train track. It’s an event that one might consider worth seeing once, although many believe this is preety assinine. From inside one of the trains headed south, the scenery outside the window is a few hundred yards of California butt, big ones, small ones, wide ones, rows of backsides like billboards along the freeway all with the same ad. As a greeter to Amtrak riders, one waits for the passing of the next train at which point everyone butts up along the chain link fence and promptly smiles accordingly.

The annual Mooning of Amtrak event takes place every July at the Mugs Away Saloon in Laguna Niguel. Although it’s not organized in any formal way, it draws thousands of people out to order the Moons Over My Amtrak. This order is generally served with beer whereas Denny’s® “Moons Over My Hammy®” feeds thousands of people, is available 24/7 365 and is usually served with a cup of coffee.

This event isn’t just for pranksters, although mooning is rapidly becoming a lost art. As you can see from the photo of 72-year-old Carol Wichenheisser, (top row, 3rd photo in the photo grid) the event attracts people from all ends of the rectum, I mean, spectrum. Back at you, as shown in the photo above.

For an entire day, a diverse squadron of mild exhibitionists line up along a fence outside the saloon and flash the Amtrak trains that go by. That’s it.

It’s become such a popular local ritual that sometimes people ride the trains in order to reciprocate, in fact, tickets sell out for many moons in advance.

I’ve even seen a picture of the rear of a man who was driving one of the Amtrak trains. Not only did he put the loco in locomotive, he effectively provided future plaintiffs their Exhibit A in any lawsuit against Amtrak for negligence.

This ritual started back in July 1979 when K.C. Smith offered free drinks to anyone in the bar who would moon the next train to pass the saloon. This became an annual tradition and Mugs Away just celebrated its 28th anniversary of inebriated arse-airing. Butt aways behind is the annual mooning of the Metrolink, next year will celebrate only year three.

The Brass Ass

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The Ass-to-Ass Run

Back then the Brass Ass translated to fun. Actually, it was the Brass Asses, a pair of pizza places located in Cotati (near what is now Oliver’s Market) and Santa Rosa (in the Montgomery Village shopping center) way back in the ’70s and early ’80s.

Some are still praying for a Brass Ass resurrection, almost 20 years after the last Ass shut its doors. The Ass is missed for several reasons, who didn’t enjoy saying “Brass Ass.” And two, the pizza.

But best of all was the Ass-to-Ass race, an annual marathon that began at the Cotati Ass, stretched over to the Santa Rosa Ass, and back again. (that’s one big ass). An immensely popular event, it reveled in the sheer weird-ass outlandishness of its own name. Those lacking in motivation were permitted to participate in a shortened version of the run called the Half-Ass, in which runners stopped for beer and pizza in Santa Rosa and never bothered to run back to the starting line. It was a time when folks were never more proud of their Asses.

Summer Solstice Parade

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Summer Solstice Parade began in 1974, as a birthday celebration for a popular artist and mime named Michael Gonzales. Michael belonged to a group called the Mime Caravan. After completing a long tour on the road, his birthday celebration spilled onto State Street as he and his friends danced through town wearing elaborate masks. It expanded to something more formal after the Museum of Santa Barbara received a gift of ancient Chinese instruments on the condition that they are played once a year. The museum contacted the artist, and his birthday celebration grew to include music. The parade took place on the Saturday closest to the summer solstice. The rest is history. Unfortunately, so is Michael Gonzales. He died in the 1980’s, and there has been far more Solstice celebrations without him than with him.

Santa Barbara Solstice Parade moves to Clevland, Ohio. Well, sort of. VanLear, who coordinated the parade in Santa Barbara when she worked at the museum there, brought the concept to Cleveland in 1990 to celebrate the Cleveland Museum of Art’s 75th anniversary. Called “Parade the Circle”, many of the floats and costumes are very similar in design.

The Solstice Parade is the largest, single-day arts event in Santa Barbara County, drawing crowds of over 100,000 spectators from around the world.