Not a chain, but there are two Heroes locations and they’ve opened smaller versions, albeit more milder, under the name Roscoe’s Deli. THIRSTY Thursday is their motto for the fourth day of the work week, but go in thirsty all the time because the beers are served in two sizes; large and larger. That makes sense because the plates come piled with oversized portions of lunch or dinner.

The draft list can take awhile to read, the Fullerton location has 119 beers on tap. I can’t say if that holds true at the Heroes in Claremont or the Roscoe’s in Chino Hills – I knew which beer I wanted and didn’t need to see a list. I can say that the sizes remain consistent at all locations. Heroes Fullerton moved to a bigger location a few years ago, but all else remains the same, bags of peanuts at each table and the shells you send to the floor. There’s plenty of things to look at nailed to the walls, and a good view of a TV from any table. That works out just fine as it takes awhile to put away a couple beers.

The Tasmanian Department of Health defines “safe sex” as sheep that don’t kick. Now you can’t easily bribe sheep with a chocolate candy or a nickle, but over the years Tasmania has begun to reap the benefits of both the industrial and technological revolutions. Tasmanian’s have discovered with a little ingenuity life doesn’t have to be a kick in the groin, it can be better by applying technology. My friend from Oz just informed me that “they now just clamp their head in the fence, and put their back legs in their gum boots”.

Please direct all complaints regarding the post above to any Australian you happen to know or meet. However don’t expect a reaction other than either laughter or agreement. Tasmania is the black sheep of Familia Australia, and regarding sheep, Tasmania has about a 5-1 ratio of sheep to humans.

Okay… Melbourne to Hobart?  we were four, I don’t remember the guy’s name, this was the only time we would meet. But, I remember he had to have his picture taken with a sign or statue of a penguin. Not just any penguin but a specific one in a specific town somewhere in Tasmania. …phew. I’m forgetting the name of one of the nicest and fucking courageously stupid (I must have the photo of him, on hands and knees crawling out on the ‘steps of courage’)…it’ll come to me and 10 t0 1 it starts with a ‘D’…

Also. it may be, fuck it definitely isn’t a photo shot of Tasmanian Sheepmen, nor was it taken in Tasmania… or even close by… But that doesn’t matter.  Close enough probably to what I would get if I asked for an ai image. But my apologies and if its use offends you, I will remove it immediately!  In fact… click on the ‘sheep hoves’ image below. I will hopefully get your message.   They look Hungarian or something, ? ??

But wait! There’s more…we took a 3-day weekend.